Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.

Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

I GOTS THIS!

(Source: cheesyfiestafuck, via peacefulserenityxhealthylife)

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